ich habe mir am samstag eine iPhone gekauft, zweimal telefoniert und mich dann heute für zwei stunden in den apple store gelegt,... um anschliessend mit einem brandneuen, alten modell rauszulaufen. passend dazu habe ich mir iTourettePro (statt apple care) zugelegt.

“iTourette’s was once considered a rare and bizarre syndrome, most often associated with the exclamation of obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks (iCoprolalia). iCoprolalia is involuntary swearing or the involuntary utterance of obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks. iTourettePro also comes with iCopropraxia, performing obscene or forbidden gestures, and iCoprographia, making obscene writings or drawings.” (iWikipedia).

now, if you would please excuse me, while I go and draw a little.

ps. for a live iTourette broadcast call my new number